Child in Control

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Hi, I think you caught me on a strange day.

I have been sitting here the last two days trying to write something with substance and meaning and the child in me keeps reaching over and grabbing the wheel and taking me off the road of seriousness into the ditch of goofiness.

So I have decided to let the child have its way.  But as we know, a child in control can be fun and entertaining or a complete train wreck.  We’ll see.

I have decided to just play today.  Take a few minutes and play too.

I have collected all kinds of weird or funny stuff (at least in my opinion) and figured this would be a good time to just pass them along.

Side Note: In other words, it gives me a chance to unload all this crap that has been occupying space on my computer.

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So strap yourself in for a madcap adventure of falderal.

I thought this next picture was very clever.

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Silly, yes… but fun none-the-less.

Life Questions

  • How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  • Where is the line between boredom and hunger?
  • How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?

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Here’s an interesting billboard.  You gotta love this lady’s spunk.

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Life Truths

  • When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did… in his sleep… not screaming like the passengers in the car.
  • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  • There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
  • Bad decisions make for good stories
  • Shirts get dirty.  Underwear gets dirty.  Blue jeans?  Blue jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
  • When it hits the fan, it isn’t evenly distributed.
  • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way.  So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
  • We didn’t fight our way to the top of the food chain to be vegetarians.

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Guy Humor

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?  “Hold my purse.”

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Well, I guess we have to stop and get back on the road to the real world.  But it was fun to play a bit.

I ran across one more quote that fit well.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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I try… see you on Monday.

Ciao.

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